Posted by: Anonymous Me | May 12, 2011

Quotes of the Week…

I think it’s time to enjoy a little wisdom from that most profound of websites, textsfromlastnight. Now, please know that if you are over the age of 40 and/or cannot deal with LARGE amounts of raunchiness, you should just read the quotes I’ve selected and not visit the website. It requires a very high threshold for grodiness. You’ve been warned. 😉

My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener. [OMG!!!! UNCRUSTABLES!!!! Possibly the greatest sandwich invention of ALL time!!! They don’t have them here… 😦 ]
I’m at the airport and there’s a guy wearing all camouflage to go hunting…Should I bump in to him and say, “Whoa, sorry didn’t see you there”?
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree…Top that.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I’m going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
So I hit rock bottom, God threw me a shovel. I continued to dig.

LOL! I hope y’all are having a good day!!!


Me 😀


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